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....this is prolly a good way to get yourself cursed, considering hillenburg prolly didn't change his mind on IRL krabby patties the way he did movies an' spinoffs, afaik
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Wendys isn't Cinemaphile
- El Barto
1 week ago
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tbf the mascot seems to be a striking point somewhere in the cartoonist's mind somewhere
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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>I want another thread about some cartoon woman from 20 years ago that coomers are still not over instead of a thread about the most iconic sandwich in all of Cinemaphile
Is there anything different about this sandwich compared to a Dave's Single? Like at all?- El Barto
1 week ago
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they have “Mr krabs’ special sauce” on it, if that’s anything
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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So a Dave's single with 1000 island dressing. Totally worth the extra $5..
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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/coCinemaphile is very much a thing, newfriend.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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she is very cartoony and her rule 34 is amazing.
But even if she is not, Spongechud is Cinemaphile thoughever - Anonymous
7 days ago
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/coCinemaphile is always welcome here. We do not care for the opinions of little homosexuals like.
- Anonymous
7 days ago
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Cope McCuck
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Frick Hillenberg, we'll dig his corpse up and grind it down into chum just to make the point that the god of greed cannot be stopped and the pursuit of the almighty dollar can never be allowed to end. We'll burn this whole goddamn world down for just one more dollar. Praise Mammon. Praise Moloch. Praise evil.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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I'm tired of having to pretend I give a frick what the creator of an IP wanted or didn't want people to do with it after he sold it off. Who gives a frick
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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The only reason you think this way is because you're a moronic nobody who has never created anything of value in his life, but you attach your whole existence to materialistic wants and cheap entertainment as a way to cope, and so you'd rather have a defiled corpse of an IP paraded in front of you that tickles your nostalgia than seeking anything new you might learn to enjoy just as much.
- Anonymous
7 days ago
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Or maybe I'm just not a dipshit who gets mad when I sell something and then the people I dislike use it. Grow the frick up and stop pretending like anyone gives a frick about the creditability of fricking Spongebob
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- Anonymous
7 days ago
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YES! LET GREED DEVOUR THE EARTH!
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Get ready to see a shitload of Sheldon J. Plankton at every Wendy's for Halloween
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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I want a pineapple frosty now.
Autumn isn't a thing anymore, thanks to climate change. Autumn's just an extension of summer until November rolls around.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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>Autumn isn't a thing anymore
What? Yes it is. We still get it here and I live in burger land.
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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>real meat
What's the fricking point then? - Anonymous
1 week ago
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Thats just a Dave's Single by the way.
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Dave Thomas, the founder of Wendy's and the single part of Dave's Single is the single hamburger patty that is on the sandwich.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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I see, thank you for explaining sir
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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>not even imitation crab meat
0/10, don't even bother coming to class again.- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Wendy's is a A-tier burger joint, their stuff is excellent.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Wtf maybe if you’re a fricking tasteless gentile. Wendy’s is A&W-tier, above McDs and Burger King for sure, but it’s still on the lower rungs.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Debunked.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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What's on top
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Anonymous In-N-Out
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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And Five Guys, they're on even billing.
Texas will say Whataburger however.- Anonymous
1 week ago
Whataburger is fricking ass. Five Guys is overrated as hell too.
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Non-chain restaurants obviously. Fatburger, Five Guys, and TripleOs/Whitespot are decent as far as franchises go, but I find that can vary pretty drastically depending on the actual location, some of them will always be shittier than others.
- Anonymous
7 days ago
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idk about "top" but I like Red Robin.
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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>Wendy's is a A-tier burger joint
Lel- Anonymous
1 week ago
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They are.
Five Guys is S-Tier however.- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Go to a burger place that isn't a national chain you fricking trog.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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WHAAA!!!! I ONLY EAT HOME COOKING!!!!!!
Most normies don't know how to cook, thats why places like Wendy's exists.
Zoomers folks. *face palm*- Anonymous
1 week ago
I didn't say anything about home cooking you moron, I said to go to a burger place that wasn't a national chain. Holy frick how do you even function with reading comprehension that bad.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
Yes, and in Zoomer/Alpha speak that means home cooking.
Not all of us know how to cook. - Anonymous
1 week ago
Ok you have to be genuinely moronic, I'm referring to locally owned burger chains and smaller franchises, not home cooking that requires you to cook anything. Read motherfricker, READ.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
Yes, and in Zoomer/Alpha speak that means home cooking.
Not all of us know how to cook.I think Arby's "wagyu" burger is decent, I'd definitely call that A tier
- Anonymous
7 days ago
>your local mom and pop burger joint is home cooking
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
The thing is Zoomers and Alphas only eat home cooking, they don't touch the sit down joints unless it's tied to a food delivery app and it's very rich Gen Xers and Millenniums who use those apps, most Gen Xers and Millenniums don't touch them due to the added cost of those apps.
I am extremely familiar with places like IHop and Denny's, casinos even have their own chain of them inside of them (Station Casinos have The Brass Fork for example).
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
Ok yeah this is a troll, go home everyone.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
No, you're the troll here for shitting on Wendy's.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
There are restaurants that have actual waiters that you can go to if you want, you pay at the table instead of the counter it’s pretty cool.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
Go to a burger place that isn't a national chain you fricking trog.
Wendy's is a A-tier burger joint, their stuff is excellent.
Shake Shack > Five Guys == Cook Out!* > Whataburger > Wendys >> The Rest >>> Sonic > Krytal/White Castle
*Cook Out is the only burger joint where I can still get a burger, fries, and large drink for $6. No app installation bullshit, no limited time offers. $6.39 with taxes included, any day, from 11am to 3am. - Anonymous
1 week ago
Sonic is not that low, otherwise Sega wouldn't named their mascot after them (on top of they're more focused on hot dogs anyway).
It's also clear that you only had the frozen White Castle sliders, they're better fresh.
Can't say anything for Krytal.
Also In-N-Out says hi for S-Tier. - Anonymous
1 week ago
>using sonic the hedgehog as justification for why sonic the fastfood is actually good
Autistic hands wrote this post. Also White Castle tastes exactly the fricking same if you get them from a restaurant or from the frozen section at Safeway. - Anonymous
1 week ago
Sonic's name was Sega of America's idea, Japan wanted to call him Mr.Needlemouse but since there was a Sonic restaurant by Sega of America's HQ at the time they decided to name the character after the restaurant, and Sega of Japan just went with it.
Theres a reason why Sonic's favorite food is chili dogs.
Also; Nobody who has been to a actual White Castle will say that.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
Sonic is not that low, otherwise Sega wouldn't named their mascot after them (on top of they're more focused on hot dogs anyway).
It's also clear that you only had the frozen White Castle sliders, they're better fresh.
Can't say anything for Krytal.
Also In-N-Out says hi for S-Tier.Wtf was Sonic actually named after Sonic?
Is this real? - Anonymous
1 week ago
Yes.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
Really?
- Anonymous
1 week ago
No
- Anonymous
1 week ago
Yes, you know nothing about Sonic as Japan wanted to call him Mr.Needlemouse.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
Talking about the restaurant. I don't care about your hedgehog nonsense.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
The hedgehog was named after the restaurant as it was Sega of America's idea.
The restaurant existed since 1953.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
I stand corrected. Thank you for enlightening me on hedgehog nonsense, anon.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
All good. Sonic was originally named something else but that name was already taken. They named it Sonic after the intercom system they use for orders, the old slogan was "Service at the speed of sound" but I've never been to a quick one lol
- Anonymous
1 week ago
Interesting stuff. I read the other anons question wrong because I am moronic. Same though. Food is decent enough but they are the slowest chain around. I thought the one in my town was just cursed or something.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
Yes.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
Woah
- Anonymous
1 week ago
source?
- Anonymous
1 week ago
Sonic has some single worst burgers in the game, always grey and floppy. Steak 'n' Shake used to be good but it's like they hire all their employees from an assisted living facility or somethign.
- Anonymous
7 days ago
>Shake Shack > Five Guys
Stopped reading there. I've never been to a worse burger joint. Burger smashed down into paper, with cheap crinkle cut fries - Anonymous
1 week ago
Yes, and in Zoomer/Alpha speak that means home cooking.
Not all of us know how to cook.Cuh can't read, only in Ohio...
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- Anonymous
7 days ago
do you have some kind of brain damage?
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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>Wendy's is a A-tier burger joint
It was, but after Dave Thomas passed, it's declined every year since.- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Debunked.
>FRICKING ZOOMERS AND THE FACT THAT THEY REFUSE TO EAT ANYTHING BUT HOME COOKING!!!!!
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Who fricking cares
Just make a SpongeBob franchise themed burger and put weirdo shit on it like pineapple or I don't want it
A Krabby Patty is literally just a fricking normal burger - Anonymous
1 week ago
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Unironically going to be the first time I'll try Wendy's.
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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>Spongeboomers are so depraved and pathetic that they literally have to find a reason to be upset about the title card
Why are they like this? I don't think I've EVER seen Nostalgiagays be this b***hy and autistic for THIS long like the pre-movie Spongebob fans. - Anonymous
7 days ago
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bros having autism fits because the fonts changed I am too and am just masking it by mocking you, I don't like change am am getting old. I want to go back
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- Anonyrnous
1 week ago
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If Wendy's is gonna take on a fictional food item this iconic, then I want as close to the full experience as possible. Give me a flamboyant SpongeBob frycook, an apathetic Squidward cashier trying to share his newest Spotify track, and a penny-pinching Krabs manager. Better yet, fill the whole restaurant with water.
- Anonymous
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>fill the whole restaurant with water
Just clog the bathroom sink overnight and see what happens - Anonymous
1 week ago
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>apathetic cashier
>Flamboyant cook
>Greedy manager
never worked in food if you don't think that's the case everywhere.
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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>Namegay AND shill
Get banned already.
anyway if the "Krabby Patty" is a regular burger, what's the point? - Anonymous
1 week ago
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pineapple frosty does sound good
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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This doesn't look very show accurate
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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So?
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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[...]
Millennials are the ones pushing for heathy eating for their kids since fast food prices got jacked up, and sit down places are even worse ($32 dollars for a single prime rib dinner?!?).
You can blame China for braking our dreams and promises and replaced them with unicorn genders and TikTok.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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>China
LOL the CIA, IDF, and Blackrock are your true enemies.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Sonic has some single worst burgers in the game, always grey and floppy. Steak 'n' Shake used to be good but it's like they hire all their employees from an assisted living facility or somethign.
DE FRICKING BUNKED!!!!
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- Anonymous
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>Spongebob burger thread
>Gets derailed by generational schizo shit and a guy that doesn't seem to know what a traditional restaurant is
Ahhhhhhhhh Cinemaphile - Anonymous
1 week ago
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Can you homosexuals go one day without crying about "MUH ZOOMERS"
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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All these special frosty flavors mean my wendy's never has vanilla anymore. The dreamsicle one was alright though.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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So way Berry (Wendy's answer to the Grimace Shake).
Vanilla is missed.
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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>Spongebob discord collab
>Spongebob minecraft collab
>Now thisIs there any reason we're getting so many Spongebob shit in other media, like all of this in a row? I don't understand it. Did something huge happen recently?
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Companies just like SpongeBob, thats it.
- El Barto
1 week ago
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it’s his 25th
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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I haven't been to Wendy's in ages, is the Baconator still prime late night food?
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Yes, very.
It's prime anytime food.
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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>a Dave’s Single burger
>Pineapple Under the Sea Frosty and regular fries
>not Kelp Shake & Fries
This is the most soulless marketing crossover I’ve ever seen. The Wendy’s execs deserve to be crucified.-
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Paramount is the one you should blame, Wendy Thomas wanted alot more out of that deal.
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Ah, Wendyposting, that takes me back.
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- El Barto
1 week ago
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i can’t believe the one to truly dig up the grave of hillenburg did it thru sheer sex appeal
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Who's idea was it to get Squid away from the cash register?
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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He would do this on the actual show if it was rated higher
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- Anonymous
1 week ago
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YES THEY'RE MAKING KRABBY PATTIES REAL FINALLY FRICK I WANT IT IS IT PERMANENT PLEASE SAY ITS PERMANENT
- Anonymous
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The median aged millennial child is 13 or so. Most of the baby millennials either have no children or just had them within the past 5 years.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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That looks like a normal Dave's Single.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Always thought it was crab cake instead of an actual burger.
- Anonymous
1 week ago
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Strange...
Why did no one ELSE make a KP in the last 25 years!? BK, McD, etc. THE BIG BOYS COULDN'T PAY FOR IT?
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- Anonymous
7 days ago
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You can buy a burger at Ihop or Dennys and just spread grape jelly on that.
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- Anonymous
7 days ago
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The krabby patty comes with a side of either coral bits, kelp fries or barnacle rings not French fries.
T. SpongeBob knower
- Anonymous
7 days ago
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Kelp fries are just what The Krusty Krab calls their French fries while barnacle rings is what The Krusty Krab calls onion rings.
Also coral bits = chicken nuggets.
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- Anonymous
7 days ago
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So you can see clearly that the meat is cooked fresh, and never frozen
~Wendy's
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- Anonymous
7 days ago
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I member how the Brappy Patty didn't had a secret formula on season 1 and it was just a regular burger, if you rewatch that season you'll notice that Plankton only tries to steal it on his first episode and SpongeBob himself reveals how it was made at the end of it, after that Plankton just did vague evil shit during the rest of the season like annoying people at the beach
even in the Pickles episode there was no secret sauce at all during the 2 times Spongebob made the Patty in that episode?si=Hbu5X3kmzA2OhwR8
they even had Squidward and Sandy casually making Krabby Patties in some episodes and in the employee of the Month episode Squidwars makes them without problem and doesn't burn them or makes a shitty one like in later episodes.
it wasn't until season 2 that they mentioned the "secret sauce" on a TV ad and then they keep that for the rest of the show, so it probably just is a regular burger and Mr Krabs made the secret sauce story up for publicity"- Anonymous
7 days ago
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- Anonymous
7 days ago
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I'm sure Krabs does it to cut costs... But holy frick, the tomato is bigger than the burger itself
- Anonymous
7 days ago
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I remember when the Krusty Krab wasn't on every single motherfricking episode, what's up with that?
after season 3 they started spamming the Krusty Krab and Plankton on every episode, now for the clips I saw of the newer episodes not only they gave Plankton a pet but they also spam Nosferatu for wathever reason?
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- Anonymous
7 days ago
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The Cum Bucket
- Anonymous
7 days ago
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I’m currently peeing